bbbChadGateshasjustgottenoutoftheArmy,andishappytobebackinHawaiiwithhissurf-board,hisbeachbuddies,andhisgirlfriend.HisfatherwantshimtogotoworkattheGreatSouthernHawaiianFruitCompany,butChadisreluctant.SoChadgoestoworkasatourguideathisgirlfriend'sagency.WrittenbyPatMcCurry{ccgrad97@aol.com},元天限哈哈大笑:“就是我杀了你们全家,又如何?你们还不是要对我感恩戴德,铭感五内,你们人类就只是一帮傻鸟,一帮完全没有脑袋的白痴,哈哈哈……人族的蠢笨真是让我心情大爽!”……